Write it yourself, pay us $49, or pay a profile company $100 to $400.
Three honest ways to get a Hinge, Bumble or Tinder profile that gets replies, with what each costs, how long it takes, and what you do not get. We are the middle one, so read the other two first.
Rewrite my profile $49 · £39 incl. VAT · A$75 · C$65 · ready in 1 day
1. Do it yourself: free, one evening
Our nine before-and-after examples show the whole method: find the four invisible words in your bio (travel, food, laughing, no games), swap each for the specific version only you could write, and end every prompt with one easy thing to reply to. Read the free sample profile to see a finished one. What you do not get: a second pair of eyes. Most people cannot see which of their own lines are the invisible ones, because to them the lines feel true. If a friend who is honest with you will read it, you may not need anyone else.
2. Us: $49, ready in 1 day
You answer twelve questions. You get a bio, three prompt answers with two spare answers each, a one-line opener and a photo-order tip sheet, by email within 1 day, written only from your answers. One free tweak within 7 days. What you do not get: anything invented, a coaching call, photo editing, or anyone logging in to your account or messaging for you; you paste the words in yourself. Nobody can promise matches, and we do not.
3. A profile-writing company: $99.95 to $400 for one profile
We read two established US profile-writing companies’ public price pages on 16 October 2026 (we do not name them; prices change). The first lists a basic profile at $99.95 from an essay questionnaire, a premium profile at $199.95 with two headlines added, a $400 tier written by the founder with a coaching session and delivery within 48 hours, and a $1,000 concierge package that adds help with first messages and replies. The second sells a package of two custom profiles for the apps of your choice plus a lifetime photo review for $249.99, and advertises a refund guarantee. What you get there that we do not offer: a live coaching call, photo review, help with your messages, and on one of them a money-back promise. What you do not get at the entry price: next-day delivery stated on the page, or spare prompt answers.
Side by side
| Yourself | Us | Profile company | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $0 | $49 · £39 · A$75 · C$65 | $99.95 to $400 for one profile; $249.99 for two at another |
| Turnaround | an evening | 1 day, by email | 48 hours on the $400 tier; others not stated on the page |
| Written from | your own head | your twelve answers | an essay questionnaire, or a call |
| What is included | whatever you write | bio, 3 prompt answers + 2 spares each, an opener, a photo-order tip sheet | a profile; higher tiers add headlines, a coaching call, photo review |
| Changes | as many as you like | one free tweak within 7 days | varies by tier; one offers a refund guarantee |
| Logs in to your account | — | never | not on the pages we read |
Prices for the two companies were read on their public pages on 16 October 2026 and are quoted as the pages printed them; check the current page before you buy from anyone, including us.
Who should pick which
Pick yourself if you can already name the four invisible words in your own bio and have a blunt friend. Pick us if you want the words done by tomorrow from your own answers and $49 is the whole budget. Pick a profile company if what you actually want is coaching: someone on a call, your photos reviewed, your messages read, and the price is not the constraint.
Questions
Is it worth paying someone to write my dating profile?
If your bio says travel, food, laughing and no games, a rewrite that swaps those for the specific things only you could say usually gets more replies than new photos do. Whether it is worth $49 or $400 depends on what you get for the money: the words, or the words plus coaching calls.
Why are you so much cheaper than a profile-writing company?
We write only from your twelve answers, deliver by email within a day, and do not run coaching calls or photo shoots. The price is the price: bio, three prompt answers with two spares each, an opener and a photo-order tip sheet.
Do you log in to my Hinge or Bumble account?
Never. You paste the words in yourself. We do not message anyone for you, and we do not promise matches; nobody honestly can.
Is it dishonest to have my profile written?
The facts stay yours: your job, your city, your dog, your Tuesday five-a-side. What a writer changes is the wording. A profile that invents a life you do not have is the dishonest one, and we refuse those.
What does the free route miss?
Nothing you cannot learn from our examples page: swap each general word for the specific version only you could write, and give the reader one thing to reply to. What you pay for is someone else doing it in a day, from your answers, with spares.
Nobody can promise matches. For adults 18+. Not dating advice or therapy. Not affiliated with Hinge, Bumble, Tinder or any app.